January 20, 2014
Liquor is bad for me. I can't drink responsibly. I'm a wild and crazy guy under the influence. I need to stay inside and not have any interactions with the public at large. I'm large and lovely. I have a very nice body. I like to tell it like it is. I'm big fun. Big guy. Big fun. That's what I am. Why am I writing about myself like I'm advertising? I don't know where that came from. Maybe it was that shrimp scampi I ate earlier. I'm still high from the quantity of sodium I consumed. Go, me, go.