February 5, 2014
You know Dique from Two Broke Girls? I've got bushy (afro?) hair just like him. And like Gretchen from Mean Girls, it was full (to the brim) of secrets.
A lot of people think that only women, not men, hold a box of confessions in their hair, but they're terribly wrong. I have this huge stash of dirty, dusty confidences in my head. The only difference between me and Tamara of Awkward is the size of our stashes. While hers is tiny and easily leaks, mine is gargantuan.
I couldn't keep my one treasured secret, though: that I love you.