Last check of the most offending INBOX revealed approximately 238 SPAM "messages", up from perhaps less than 200 the day before. What an amazing waste of time, effort, electricity,and however grudgingly, creativity!
Gratitude abounds, however,
for this shunting device so clever.
Such verbal dredge, and literal scum!
Hand me a sledge – I’ll pop their bum!
Yet of ‘SPAM Classics’, I’ve saved some,
and their linguistics? Bad as they come.
Having saved such ‘SPAM Classics’
and raved, “they’re fantastic”,
like the fat in pastrami well-marbled;
whilst with grammar so lax
and atrocious syntax
a pastiche of crap hopelessly garbled.