“Expect to pay more to stay warm this winter.”
Huh? What genius came up with THAT one?
Most likely it was a headline I came across,
and cast a glance
at it askance
as it came across
the balls of my eyes;
a sight I could cite as superfluous
that came across as no surprise,
citing that spate of sub-zero fate
that came across blustery skies.
Yes, that’s a given; but Chris?
Look how he’s livin’: Piss!
His latest electric bill
clocked in at nearly 300 bucks.
Juice to kill? You bet he will.
Such a bitter pill, he clucks.