Moreover, Davey can neither confirm nor deny involvement in
any or all of the following activities, having roundly renounced disclosure of
such pusilanimous propensities previously:
Drinking toasts in ethanol snares,
meddling in west coast’s inane affairs,
slinging hosts’ silly Facebook shares,
bowling with ghosts and hitting spares,
viewing boasts on blank screen’s stares
or editing posts’ HTML squares.
He burned his pink tongue
with some way-too-hot tea
interspersed among, well, many a pee.
Today his urine flowed light and clear
no need to goad his bladder dear
as he made things almost perfectly clear
his liquid capacity was drawing near!