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February 22, 2014
The fellow who'd been staying here
had let his aisles pile up, I fear,
and he didn't keep up the fire, my dear.
So with baseboard heating
of the electric variety,
he'll soon be bleating
at the bill's impropriety!

We interrupt this post
with a short stubby pencil,
as per the host
who insists on a stencil:

Woke up
and went
to turn on the water
when nothing did happen
well, I could have shot Her!
Curse that old Nature
Man, she is a Mother!
our frozen pipes ate your
sub zeros  – oh, brother!

Good thing pipes plastic
f***ing elastic!