Having lost the piece of paper
that says how much to pay
what was the cost of an auto caper
in that September fray?
It wasn’t that arduous of a day
but tiring nonetheless;
whilst writhing out in dappled gray
and cleaning up that mess.
(Read between the sheets:
’twas stuck behind the seats.)
Now of dung hate radio,
it could be rightly said
hear this, guy or lissome lady-o:
your ears will fill with lead!
It’s supposed to be, well, humor
but oh, how it falls flat!
Like a green and pus filled tumor
on foaming mouths so spat.