Hear, oh dear
cretins of the “right”
who have made it clear
that their hate is a blight.
But with bile flowing strong
they'll sling mud so deft
with their friends on the Left.
But if I be oh, so contrary
or perhaps just slightly droll;
Randsters aren’t my adversary
though each could be an asshole.
Cut to the chase, oh Randian boulder!
Yours will not prevail.
For all the burden will need to shoulder;
it goes beyond the pale.
So let’s not fuss, let alone have a fight
Ayn’s ghoulish ghost is with us tonight.