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June 15, 2014
Shave, Gus – save all the fuss.
With electric you would rather;
and if whiskers pull, you’ll piss and cuss
but it’s too hectic to lather.

That of course was an imaginary admonition
given with force of good volition;
after all, Saul,
pullin’ whiskers is a bit like fishin’.
When you pull tight and get a bite,
for less pain you will be wishin’

Of Albert Einstein it was said
that how he liked to shave
now nearly six decades he’s been dead
his method still the rave:
razor and soap, so wicked simple;
watch it, dope, that’s a firkin’ pimple!