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June 20, 2014

“I'm 'Con-SWERVE-ative”,
the affable but quirky fellow declared
with his preoperative fangs bared.
Opining and whining,
on and on he thus blared
with interest declining,
his purview was shared.

In political matters
he claims he's well tutored,
yet with knowledge in tatters
in effect he'd been neutered,
and much more likely ensnared.

It conjured a vision, a good one, by far
of our deep rescission:
what a mixed bag we are!

The con-swerve-ative lurked
with his op-door ajar
as I sheepishly smirked
heading back to my car.
At him we'll scoff
feel like pissin' him off
grandiloquent mischief by far!