“Dogs make great alligator food”.
Thus said a sign
unseen by me
but seen by someone assuredly.
What sick mind made THAT one up?
It carries not a whit of humor.
Elsewhere – and an 'elsewhere' should ALWAYS exist when one's sensibilities are catapulted into the realms of piss-ful ignorance wrought by the violent and vulgar – good things happen and love reigns supreme.
Seashells, crushed to perfection, make great footpaths.
The shells protected creatures' soft inner workings for a short time, until their entrails were crushed between teeth already laden with gristle.
Oh, those folks were 'going Paleo', thus ostensibly healthy.