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October 27, 2014
Oh, landlord, what part of the word "KILL" in big block letters on the side of a box containing a mousetrap means that a mouse won't be harmed? Your refusal to understand almost forced me to make dual "V"s with my fingers and draw them, blazing, from imaginary hip holsters, and "shoot" you in both knees. When it finally clicked and you returned with humane traps, I was so thrilled to be done with this exchange that I even chortled when you asked if I had cheese to use as bait but had no patience left to explain why not.