this fellow – perhaps not entirely shyster
but nonetheless a slick-assed-meister,
wearing those sort of slimy looks
that was a trademark of master crooks
into Davey he placed some hooks
and damn! He kept two sets of books.
This 2-book record keeping protocol was such an obvious tax dodge as to need no further expository rantings over its revelation.
But that was only the tip o' the iceberg.
For Mr. Slick didn't seem too smart about the whole thing: he entered his tenants' cash payments under 'Astretnob', or DUH – his name spelled backwards.
What auditor would stumble over THAT one?