January 22, 2015
It made me sad that I didn't find the new tooth gel as wonderful as the old stuff, and that for the duration of that tube I daydreamed about the moment when I could squeeze no more from it and would start on the tube of the old stuff that I had bought in anticipation of this eventuality. I didn't want to hurt the less-liked stuff's feelings by starting the old stuff straightaway. However, I admit that I let out a little cheer when I finally squeezed the more-liked stuff onto my toothbrush. Yes, kids, it has come to this.