What those naughty OSHA snitches needed at that point was a
Rush Limbaugh to say:
“See? I told you so!”
Then the joint would surely glow.
For after all, you can surely see
that a free-for-all with a market so free
did not need such shackles and drags
of safety for those worker scumbags!
Davey's fine cohorts,
they took it in stride
and if they had doubts,
they kept them inside.
‘Twas better to stay employed and pallid
sans safety concerns, however valid.
Inspection day, it came and went;
with much fuming worker energy spent.
One could say they won.