May 16, 2015
Hey, kiddo. I have a lot of notes about the things I want to tell you. But see, the problem is I have poor memory, this is why I need reminders all the time. As I'm writing this I don't have my notes with me, and so I don't know what to tell you in this particular entry. Right now though I'm recalling something about your grandma's mascara which she used to hide in the kitchen cupboards when I was younger. I would get back to you on this once I have my notes on hand. Catch you later, alligator.