July 31, 2015
Today, One Direction surprise-dropped a single off their upcoming fifth album and IT IS GOOD. There is a bass line! A beat drop! And they all sound good! At the office I wanted so much to express my excitement but there was no reason to until the universe gave me a chance! At the pantry the late evening newscaster was reporting how 1D's first single since Zayn left has just been released! And I saw my opening to gush and semi-flail to my officemates! About! How! Good! The! Song! Is! Okay, I kept my cool, to be honest.