October 16, 2015
In another time, this is how you scare someone. You lull her into trusting you. You put up the kindest face, the kindest eyes, the kindest voice. Basically, you trick her into believing you would not do anything to make her feel bad. This will take months, even years. But you go at it and go at it. When at last she 100% trusts you, you sit in front of her and start commanding snakes to come out of your eyes. You deliver the death blow by exploding into a sticky, black puddle, and emitting an ear-splitting screech. Victory.