Thanks for chewing through the cord on my Bose headset that I need for work, Lola. Your foster mom is coming over tonight to show me how to "trim your claws" so you don't destroy my skin. I was going to joke around with you that that was a euphemism for taking you back, but right now I don't even want to look at you and your eye and your stupid cotton ball paws. Just be glad I'm not the kind of asshole who dumps a cat for this kind of thing.
I am grateful to Amazon Prime Same-Day Delivery.