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November 19, 2015

TMOMWHFTG (pronounced "Tuh-MOM-wiff-tig" and short for "This morning on my walk home from the gym"), while regarding a few benches on the periphery of Dante Park, I marveled at how crisp and clean they looked and wondered, "Of what is this bench composed?"  I sidled up to one, imagined examining it through stylish pince-nez with my patented eyebrow raise, and tapped it with a fingertip.  I then said, aloud, "Hmmm!  That's not wood!  It's a space-age polymer!" and chortled to myself because I don't even know what a space-age polymer is.

I am grateful for my enormous capacity for self-amusement.