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November 13, 2015

I spotted this curious object in Central Park on my walk home.  I have seen others of its kind before and then, as now, was quite enchanted by it.  This time, unlike others, I picked it up, with utter disregard for the possibility that it might transform into a magical orb that emits pulsing psychedelic rays of dubious consequence.  After telling it it was very cute, I gently placed it back on the ground by the bench where I found it and bit it adieu.  Still, I wonder:  What is it?  Tumor tennis ball?  Lump o' lime leprosy?  Jack fruit???