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November 21, 2015

I have no idea why it's taking Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo, and Michael C. Hall so long to realize they're madly, ridiculously, rom-commingly in love with me, all four fellas hanging out on "the stoop" in front of my building, clamoring for my attention and affection like the guys in the 1951 movie "The Three Mikes", until finally I'm forced to choose which one of them is the ONE-EST of all of The Ones, and I flail and weep prettily and finally realize this is 2015 and I can have them all.

I am grateful for imaginary polyamory.