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November 22, 2015

I can barely rev myself up to be interested in my own presence on Facebook, so there's no way in hell I give a bleep, a bloop, or a blurp about the thing you posted about that issue you care about that at least 14 billion of your closest friends have been commenting on and "liking" and debating and fighting about for the past week.  I don't want the joy of this marvelous coffee concoction and slice of homemade chocolate cake (a crumb-safe distance from my keyboard) to be destroyed by so much silent incessant babble glaring from the monitor.