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November 5, 2015

"Mark and I used 'pinwheel'," the girl says.

"Sasha and I used 'balsamic vinaigrette' as ours," the guy says.

"That's a mouthful, though, isn't it?" the girl says.  "I mean, by the time she shouted out the first three syllables, you could've been painfully deep inside her ass already.  Am I right?"

They each break off a part of their shared scone and nod their heads.

"Mmm, this is really good," the girl says.

"If we ever hooked up, ours would be 'I love you,'" the guy says.

"I'm not even going to pretend to be insulted," the girl says.