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November 21, 2015
A manufacturer of selfie sticks has decided to make versions that randomly explode. His hatred of the selfie culture has led him to this action and he feels like he should stop doing this, but the urge is uncontrollable. And so, about a hundred have been bought by now, some have already exploded, consequently people have been mutilated. Hands, face, arms, legs, blood, blood, blood. People shrug off the exploding selfie sticks, they don't think to sue the manufacturer. This disappoints the exploding selfie stick inventor. Somehow he hoped that in his evil ways something good will result. Alas, no.