January 2, 2016
This much is true: I like you. But then you misspell a word or write a convoluted sentence or confuse your tenses and then I make myself believe that I don't like you as much. And that's me being a snooty editor who thinks she's better than anyone else. But the truth is because it's all I'm really good at, I use it as a badge when the situation calls for it. Truth is, I'm only looking for ways to unlike you. At night when it's all quiet, I remember your soft hands and how good they feel on mine.