July 7, 2016
He questions the point of "maintaining" "the health" of hair when it's made of dead cells anyway. He has a propensity to dodge phone calls because "they don't feel personal enough." If you ask him what "enough" means, he will say these exact words: "You know when it feels right, you know when it doesn't." He is frighteningly consistent in his belief that "the Internet is pulling people apart more and more each day." This belief is evidenced by his regular Instagram posts of his middle finger. That's how he says "Good morning." He loves me because I understand him.