Bullied, mocked, and teased by people who only associate with purebreds, this lonely and dejected lady hightailed it out of town and found herself at the ocean, where she lapped at the surf and said, "Oh, this tastes like the tears of my peers!" She paddled out to a big wave, which swallowed her within seconds,, and was transformed into the first curmaid the world has ever known, revered and loved and celebrated by her new friends for her uniqueness.
(This accompanies a watercolor, which you can see by popping over to Instagram. Look for me. I'm "Jodiverse"!) (Worlds collide!)