September 4, 2016
I don't necessarily like the name "Milton", but still, I feel sorry for it for not having made at least a very minor resurgence. It's probably not even up for consideration, either, like some other olde-tymey names that have, like, say, "Beatrice". Then again, I wouldn't want preschools oversaturated with Miltons. But a few here and there, scattered like little treats, would be nice. And I'd want the Miltons to be nerdy. I don't want to see a chiseled-jawed jock named Milton taking the spotlight from the hilarious little nerd hunched over a composition book, doodling his classmates' body parts.