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September 30, 2016
Today I did not consume:

- Huge order of fries (940 calories)
- Entire batch (three dozen) of homemade chocolate chip walnut cookies (3600 calories)
- Everything at an Indian banquet (15,522 calories)
- Blossom du Jour's Butterfinger smoothie (751 calories)
- A cup of the oil Xi'an Famous Foods uses for their spicy noodles (2,000 calories)
- A snack pack of any kind (100 calories)
- Bottle of body wash that smells like cucumbers (206 calories)
- "Baker's dozen" of Martin's hard pretzels from Union Square (1105 calories)

That's 24,224 calories I passed up. That's 7 pounds. So why don't I weigh 105 now??!?! I'm so confused!