October 2, 2016
Day 2. I'm angry, confused, and relieved. Angry because why would I be not? Confused because what the hell, JOHN? Relieved because I don't have you to cook for anymore, that's always been my complaint in this relationship. I didn't mean for that to sound harsh. I'm sorry. My head's spinning and that's the first thing I thought of. No more cooking, would you believe? I miss my fast food grub, I miss non-home-cooked food, I miss restaurant-anything, I miss not having to wash the dishes. Once you read this, I imagine you'd be laughing. Wouldn't you?