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November 6, 2016
The relatively new phrase "You do you" has to go away, not just because it's annoying and cloying in the same way as "It is what it is" and "It's all good" are but so that the snickering, gee whiz, I've-got-a-frog-and-a-slingshot-in-my-pocket 9-year-old boy I not so secretly am can stop imagining a bunch of guys sitting on tufted cushions in a dimly-lit circle jerk, one enterprising participant turning to the fella on his left and quietly offering a hand (literally), only to have that hand quickly smacked away, accompanied by the hushed, flushed, vehement, serious-faced admonishment of "You do YOU!"