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November 19, 2016
Paradox, or something:

I ordered cat food from Amazon for same-day delivery because I don't feel like trudging to the store two blocks away, which would require me to put on shoes, a coat, and perhaps pants. However, in order to take delivery of the package from the real live person bringing it, I'll have to put on clothes anyway since I cannot possibly have him see me in my pajamas (as adorable as they are, with foxes riding bicycles) and thank I sat around all day so attired. Not when the delivery guy is David Duchovny in disguise. Nope.