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December 12, 2001
Amusing scenarios common to these parts:

Drunk girl leading even drunker girl to destination while slurring words of encouragement.

Two drunk girls carrying unbelievably drunk girl slurring hopes of not getting arrested.

Drunk girl caring for boyfriend as he pukes his guts up on the side of the road.

Drunk frat boys getting in fights over who's drunker.

Drunk guys wondering what they should do about drunk friend passed out on sidewalk.

Drunk guys leaving drunk friend passed out on sidewalk to his own devices…. So they can get drunker.

Me incredibly drunk doing whatever the hell I please, dammit.