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January 27, 2002
Members of the Spoon family gathered in the parlor discussing a compromisary deal they wanted made with the other utensil families. A package arrived. The Spoons and associates waited for a reply when they sent their associate Spoon Cabrazzi to a rival family as a sort of ambassador of the Don's. Sonny Spoon opened the package which was a porcelain plate wrapped up inside a bulletproof vest, then wrapped again in wet newspaper and dried meatpacking paper tied together with string. When Sonny Spoon questioned what it was, someone said, "It's Sicilian. It means Spoon Cabrazzi sleeps with the dishes."