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January 9, 2002
How do dust bunnies collect? What type of solar wind bundles the little dust particles and cat hairs and coils them into miniature tumbleweeds? One day there isn’t a single glob under my bed, and then suddenly, the floors swarming with dust bunnies.

I’ve got a cheap solution for them.

Use the cats as dust mops. Swing them across the floor by their tails. Wide, sweeping motions back and forth across the floor. Their fur will surely pick up all the excess dust. And they’ll do the rest of the cleaning, licking themselves all day. Hack up a dust bunny.