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January 17, 2002
Showed up at the party. Was fashionably late, but afraid to delay too many hours. The hosts schedule it to start at six O’clock. Six? On a Saturday night, a party starting at six is comparable to going to church at four in the morning. Chugging Jack Daniels before the Noon hour. Having sex before work is over.

It’s too damn early.

But I got back at them. Went down to my favorite hardware store (locally owned) and went to the aisle for cleaning supplies. Picked out a bristly blue and white toilet brush. Gift-wrapped and delivered it. True story.