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January 29, 2002
A few simple self-imposed rules: Always sit down to breakfast. Don’t exaggerate. Be honest. Obey the speed limit. Manage to be on time. Old comfortable clothes are better than new stuff off the rack. Call mom twice a month. And never, ever hook up with a friend’s girlfriend.

At times, I’d like to erase the last rule.

I’m unsure when it was carved in stone. Nonetheless, I obey while secretly thinking I need to break it. It’d certainly complicate a few relationships, but also scratch that itch. One sloppy night, then I’d go back to being a good boy. Promise.