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July 16, 2017
It's super-duper annoying that I can't go out on my cute colorful patio here on the fabulous Upper West Side of Manhattan with my un-cute cartoon cat for a delightful al fresco lunch or amazing homemade smoothie made in my Vitamix as I sing show tunes loudly, because I'm waiting for an Amazon package to arrive at my doorstep because I can order whatever I want anytime I want as I work at my desk clothed entirely in GapFit fabric, my true love, barefoot with a perfect pedicure, hair as messy or unmessy as I please. HASHTAG FIRST WORLD BLAHBLAH!