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July 13, 2017
How am I supposed to listen to anything this woman says when I can't tear my eyes from the exuberant horror a half inch from the right side of her nose the size and shape of a pencil eraser, when I imagine holding a piece of paper on which are written several misspelled words needing correction and asking her to press that thing against it and move her head from side to side to see if it can accomplish the task? How am I supposed to focus when it threatens to turn into a tiny police car siren, pulsing red?