July 10, 2017
Proud Moment: Shouting OH, JUST MOOOOOVE!!! directly at a clot of tourists in Times Square last night. (I'd had dinner on 46th between Sixth and Seventh, and why I headed crosstown first instead of fisrt heading north on Sixth is beyond me.) And yes, I'm as shocked as you are that I didn't say "fucking" before "move". Or maybe I did and I've repressed it. Perhaps the tourists who no doubt recounted the incident to the "folks" back in Nebraska or Alabama or whereverthefuck they're from remember that detail from what was probably their only truly authentic New York experience.