July 8, 2017
You know, if someone, mere moments of being handed a free airplane snack by a flight attendant, turned to me and offered it to me with a smile and pleasant, "Would you like this?" the smile I would return would match, if not be bigger than, the one given to me, regardless of whether I wanted the stroopwaffel or not. Feh to you, dour-faced seatmate lady who could barely muster a "No." Thanks to the young fella a seat behind me across the aisle, who cheerfully accepted after your rejection with a huge grin, I don't have to hate *everyone*.