A bust of Napoleon sits on a short Corinthian column in the corner. The column may be a little crooked. I can’t tell for sure. The bust may be edging toward one side of the column. I’m pretty sure of that. Maybe it will topple off one of these days and Napoleon will break his neck. I hope that doesn’t happen. If it does, I hope I’m not around when it does because you are unaccountably attached to Napoleon and it harm were to come to him you would be unhappy. If he fell I would try to catch him.