January 24, 2018
I couldnít remember where the thing was at. I usually kept it in the hallway umbrella stand, but it wasnít there. I know that was a poor place to keep such a valuable thing what with people coming in and out and anybody passing by could have just picked it up and walked off with it. And thereís no telling what they would have done with it had they figured out how it worked. I remember when I first found it myself. I didnít know what it was. To tell the truth I still donít know exactly what it is.