January 25, 2018
I found it in the corn field out back. What was I doing out in Morrisonís corn field? Now thatís a good question. Itís not proper for a body to go tramping in another manís corn field unless he has permission. You see in the summer folks park their car along the road and go off into the field to pick corn, bringing bags of it back to the car. Thatís nothing but thievery if you ask me. And itís not as if the corn is any good for eating. The idiots donít know itís just field corn theyíre stealing.