February 15, 2002
Never look a gift horse in the mouth, beat it when it's dead, or teach it to drink after leading it to water but fear it from the rear. When you're welcome because my door's always open, ask if I was brought up in a barn. You've bitten off more than you can chew if your eyes are bigger than that through which is the way to a man's heart. From sun to sun, a healthy, wealthy, and wise man may work but to bed and to rise, he must be as early as the bird that gets the worm.