April 20, 2018
It can become an addiction: Expecting problems to resolve themselves after a half hour or less, like in Friends. If a problem still exists at 00:31, a reasonable person might go on finding a solution, but a quick-solution addict would find it more appealing to take a depression nap. He or she would then wake up after 4 hours, not knowing what time it is, a bit angry and entitled, yet a bit calmer, but also with the realization that the problem is waiting at the door. This addiction is comforting, as all others are. Please send help.