May 9, 2018
It is dangerous to give people unlimited access to the Internet. Myriad possibilities and resulting impossibilities. Imagine: 24-7 in bed. Swipe, swipe, swipe. Scroll up, up, up. Glazed eyes. Fried brain. Crusty morning glory. Weeks go by. Rain, sun, wind. Still in bed. Crooked neck. As one looks up from their phone, their neck breaks. Death! Kidding. Or not. What impossibilities, you ask? A life, love? Children? Happiness via human touch? LOL IRL. The sea? Holding a seashell to one's ear, smiling to a stranger, being able to say "I can hear 20 oceans," believing it to be true.