August 7, 2018
Back in May: a new royal couple
appeared in the way, but oh, so so supple
and by gosh, how their wedding completes!
Yes, they’re so royal that they have no soil
as they toss hap’ly ‘twixt royal sheets!
A sermon they got was the best of the lot, inspiring most all of the guests;
but they’ll burn midnight oil
in remaining so royal
as they get put to royal-ass tests.
Then, for the great unwashed
remainder of the non-wealthy population:
it’s yet another cloudy day as they
pull out of a lumpy driveway
en route to salt mine destination.