August 17, 2018
We could tell the news was fake
at least until a commercial break.
Such ads indeed told well this tale:
every screed is just for sale.
Then Davey headed for the bay;
when asked, he’d have two bits so say:
“back off, tail-gater! Go away!
Don’t feel like going fast today.”
Then he heard a tip so nice
for cleaning grout that would suffice.
It involves simple kitchen remedies;
a 50:50 white vinegar and water solution combined with a 1:3 ratio of baking soda
and H2O, yes, if you please.
Then bubbly scrubble-y away you go,
a-workin’ on your knees.